| mom: | hey wanna hear something funny |
| me: | sure |
| mom: | you know what the difference between you and a calender is |
| me: | no |
| mom: | a calender actually has dates |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | |
| mom: | |
| me: | i know |
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