Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
I could listen to Darude - Sandstorm on a constant loop, I find it super calming for some reason…
Maybe I’ve just been watching too many Minecraft Livestreams lately….
where do the lies end
The welcome ritual is starting
What I love about the otter tag is that sometimes it’s cute furry animals, and sometimes it’s cute furry boys.
I want a full remake of Hocus Pocus with drag queens.
YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I