smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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So, I live in a place where there’s no pizza places that deliver. And I want pizza, but I don’t want to cook it myself. Do I drive around 30 minutes into the city to get pizza, and 30 minutes back?

I just really want pizza :/

Anonymous
asks:
Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

smalltownbigguy:

anxiousqueeries:

werehunter:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

Anyone want to play this over a hangout sometime? :D

I really want to play this…

i’m totally down for this.

smalltownbigguy:

anxiousqueeries:

werehunter:

maplehoofs:

parahsalmer:

parahsalmer:

thegeek531:

herundiscloseddesires:

Yes. All the yes.

I may have to print this out sometime…

ummm.. new house rules??

Ok let’s play right now.

FUCKI NG GAME ON

Anyone want to play this over a hangout sometime? :D

I really want to play this…

i’m totally down for this.

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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monkeysaysficus:

Water Starters of the Pokemon Region!

Team Oshawott for life

I like my starters like I like my men. Otters

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

cool-trainer-drew:

OMG I LOVE IT.

That looks amazing!

cool-trainer-drew:

OMG I LOVE IT.

That looks amazing!

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

nosdrinker:

is this a threat

yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

gnarly:

same

asks:
I keep reading your username as monkeyconfucious, and I don't know which I actually like better.

monkeysaysficus:

I AM full of wisdom, much like Confucius was, so…

monkeyconfucius says “Wherever you go, go with all your banana.”